Fuck you, goat.

Wanna know why this fucking bird is dead? Cause he's not an eagle, that's why. You think a fucking eagle would just lay there and take it like a bitch? Hell no! I saw this video on youtube once where this fucking eagle flies over and picks up a goat by the ass, drops it off a cliff, then flies down and eats the mother FUCK outta it. Yeah, that's right... off a mother fucking cliff. If you're wondering why this bird has a cigarette, it's because I fucking gave him one. NATURE!!!!!!