Sunday 3 April 2011

A return to greatness!

It was a Wednesday much like the one we first decided to embark on our literary adventure, and the Nature brothers we back in the wilds of Parkdale for sustenance, both for body and soul. After dining at the exotically named Island Foods, where we ate coconuts, we bravely said goodbye to our brother Rick, as he entered a world of deep cover, surrounding himself with toys and feeding stuffs designed to pacify the beast he keeps at home to maintain the edge we all need to survive out here. I think he's told me the creature secretes a toxin, or venom, if you will, which he mixes with milk to strengthen his constitution. I honestly believe this elixer, whatever it's compounds, does nothing to dilute the valor that courses through him.
So, down to two, we struggle to find some direction in the rest of our day, and decide a day spent ingesting large quantities of sugar would be a grand day indeed. Renewed and comforted by our new sense of purpose, we seek out a suitable establishment to fulfill our requirements.
Suffice to say, it was a long, complex journey, testing our souls at times, twisting us up and pulling us through a maze of back roads, until we weren't sure that the parking lot we knew from previous visits was even the same one we found before us. Only when we thought all we knew was lost to us, we gained egress to a food purveyor of enviable size, and with a righteous sense of drive, we went as birds returning to summer feeding grounds, north to the pastry counter, and with much deliberation, choose a mousse-laden chocolate cake confection. We return to the outdoors, at which we feel more at home in, to devour our new acquisition. Awash in nature, we sang like lusty Vikings as we used the tools we sequestered from a different section of the market to render the conquest complete.
Oh, there was even a coupon saving us three dollars on the transaction, glory was ours indeed!